{"id":4981,"date":"2021-08-05T20:28:54","date_gmt":"2021-08-05T20:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/?p=4981"},"modified":"2021-08-05T20:29:45","modified_gmt":"2021-08-05T20:29:45","slug":"ko-ti-strika-kapu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/2021\/08\/05\/ko-ti-strika-kapu\/","title":{"rendered":"Ko ti \u0161trika kapu?"},"content":{"rendered":"<body>\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">Sedim, \u010dekam i \u0107askam \u2013 sa osobom koju prvi put u \u017eivotu vidim. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pored mene sedi <strong>ONA <\/strong>\u2013 stara, ali ko\u010doperna, crvenokosa, bu\u010dna i, nadasve, preterano radoznala:<br><br>\u2013 ,,Ko ti je pleo tu kapu\u201d \u2013 pita me dok mi iz ruke otima beretku da bi je opipala svojim rukama.<br><br>\u2013 ,,Niko, kupila sam je\u201d \u2013 odgovaram joj, za\u010du\u0111ena \u0161to me tako ne\u0161to uop\u0161te i pita.<br><br>\u2013 ,,A, \u0161to, <strong>SINE<\/strong>, pa mogla si sama da je isplete\u0161 za pola sata. Zna\u0161 kako je to lako\u2026 Samo krene\u0161 odavde, iz sredine, cap-cap i eto ti kape\u2026 Ih, al\u2019 sam ja nekad\u2026 Idem za stokom i, u hodu, pletem, eee\u2026\u201d \u2013 setno mi ispri\u010da svoju pri\u010du crvenokosi hajduk u vidu bake.<br><br>\u2013 ,,Nije mogla i da plete i da zavr\u0161ava fakultet\u201d \u2013 ume\u0161a se moj li\u010dni pravobranilac u vidu <strong>MAJKE<\/strong>, u poku\u0161aju da me odbrani od daljih bakinih pitanja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tvojmagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/photo-1557495876-aa846fcac3c4.jpg?resize=750%2C500\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4983\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tvojmagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/photo-1557495876-aa846fcac3c4.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tvojmagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/photo-1557495876-aa846fcac3c4.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><figcaption>Unsplash<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne\u0107e mo\u0107i, ona rafalno nastavlja: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 ,,Jesi li odavde? Iz koje si familije? Radi\u0161 li? Jesi li udata? \u0160ta ka\u017ee\u0161, nisi se udala\u2026 A \u0161ta ti je, da nisi bolesna?\u201d \u2013 pita baka i ne odustaje.<br><br>Ja, kao da joj dugujem ne\u0161to, odgovaram, obja\u0161njavam, referi\u0161em joj \u2013 sve po redu: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 ,,Odavde sam, iz te i te familije, \u017eivim tu i tu, radim tu i tu, nisam se udala, prehla\u0111ena sam, pa sam do\u0161la na kontrolu\u201d\u2026<br><br>\u2013 ,,A, jesi li, <strong>\u0106ERO<\/strong>, \u010desto prehla\u0111ena?\u201d \u2013 prese\u010de me pogledom <strong>HAJDUK-BAKA<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vi\u0161e me ne zove <strong>sine<\/strong>, ve\u0107 <strong>\u0107ero <\/strong>\u2013 valjda za kaznu \u0161to nisam udata. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kud \u0107u, \u0161ta \u0107u, i dalje joj potanko referi\u0161em: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 ,,Pa, jesam, slab mi je imunitet, malo-malo se prehladim\u201d \u2013 odgovaram i ve\u0107 strepim od slede\u0107eg pitanja, kad baka presudi:<br><br>\u2013 ,,Ne znam ti ja, \u0107ero, \u0161ta ti je taj imunitet, ali znam \u0161ta je tebi \u2013 pod hitno da se udaje\u0161 i bi\u0107e\u0161 zdravija!\u201d<br><br>Na ovo se nije imalo \u0161ta dodati, ni sa hajduk-bakine, ni sa moje strane. Tajac, muk \u2013 ni re\u010di vi\u0161e ne progovorismo. Crvenokosi <strong>stra\u0161ni sud<\/strong> mi je sudio i dosudio. Zna se \u0161ta mi je \u010diniti!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tvojmagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/photo-1422015347944-9dd46d16bd0b.jpg?resize=750%2C500\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4982\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tvojmagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/photo-1422015347944-9dd46d16bd0b.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tvojmagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/photo-1422015347944-9dd46d16bd0b.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><figcaption>Unsplash<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Videv\u0161i moju zbunjenost, <strong>DOKTORKA <\/strong>me zabrinuto upita jesam li dobro. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <span style=\"font-size: revert; color: initial;\">Ispri\u010dah joj hajduk-bakino <strong>naravou\u010denije<\/strong>. Ona se nasmeja i re\u010de:<\/span><\/p><p>\u2013 ,,Zna\u0161, bakina pri\u010da ima medicinskog osnova, jer kada se zaljubi\u0161, svi endorfini, serotonini i ostali hormoni sre\u0107e, zaista, \u010dine imunitet boljim, a organizam ja\u010dim\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\" style=\"border-color:#cf2e2e\"><blockquote><p>I KO SAD DA NE POSLU\u0160A BAKU?<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"162\" height=\"30\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tvojmagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/logo.png?resize=162%2C30\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2127\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/figure>\n<\/body>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bakina pri\u010da ima medicinskog osnova, jer kada se zaljubi\u0161, svi endorfini, serotonini i ostali hormoni sre\u0107e, zaista, \u010dine imunitet boljim, a organizam ja\u010dim&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4984,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[649,489],"tags":[473,865,560,120,506,309,1051,38],"series":[645,871,639],"class_list":["post-4981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-motivacija","category-pisac-iz-prikrajka","tag-blog","tag-kratke-price","tag-kreativno-pisanje","tag-motivacija","tag-pisac-iz-prikrajka","tag-pisanje","tag-svakodnevica","tag-tvoj-magazin","series-blog","series-motivacija","series-tvoj-magazin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/tvojmagazin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/photo-1442458370899-ae20e367c5d8.jpg?fit=667%2C500&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4981"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4981"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4985,"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4981\/revisions\/4985"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4981"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tvojmagazin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=4981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}